Crazy boys in school….Part 3
By Vincent Sunder
Teacher: Which is mightier? Pen or sword? Answer in just one sentence.
Natty: Can one sentence be four pages long please?
Jiten: Neither, the Pole is mightier!
Vince: Noooo, Rajesh's keyboard is supreme!
Rajesh: All are wrong, it is Ganguly's bat!
...
Greg Chappell: How do I deal with Saurav?
Jiten: Don’t spare the 'pole' and spoil Saurav
Rajesh: Chappell, use your chappal
Vince: Set a mad dog behind his back
Natty: Try some 'under arm' tactics
...
Raj Singh Dungarpur: Why the heck did Ashish Nehra turn up at the BCCI Review Committee Meeting?
Rajesh: To provide moral support to Ganguly and give proof of Chappell's high-handedness by showing the coach's bootmarks on his butt!
Jiten: He also wanted to resolve the 'leak'!! He came in to ask Greg to remove the pole that Greg had shoved you know where!! He has been having "multiple leaks" every morning since returning from Zimbabwe!
Vince: The Board Secretary mistook the committee's request to have Ash (Aishwarya - to provide some entertainment) and wrongly summoned Ashish Nehra!
Natty: Since he was sent home and wasn't around in Zimbabwe during the Tests, he was the ideal person to tell the committee what really transpired.
...
Teacher: What are the ill effects of drinking?
Jiten: Not drinking for a while.
Rajesh: Being hauled up for drunken driving!
Natty: Bad cold - I am very allergic to nimboopani
Vince: Drink or no drink, I often wonder which is this new place I have woken up at!
...
Teacher: Why is Vince looking like a dog?
Jiten: Whatever! Just don’t tie him to my pole.
Rajesh: He likes anything doggie style!
Natty: If you look at the evolution of mankind from ages, you would have noticed that
the changes that have occurred have not been instant, but in fact have evolved over a long period of time, and in this evolution which brought about the change, there has been a high degree of variations, which is the result of ....
Vince: (running after Natty's ) Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... bowwwhhhhh!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! boowwwhhhhh!!! Bowwwhhh!
...
Teacher: Which is mightier? Pen or sword? Answer in just one sentence.
Natty: Can one sentence be four pages long please?
Jiten: Neither, the Pole is mightier!
Vince: Noooo, Rajesh's keyboard is supreme!
Rajesh: All are wrong, it is Ganguly's bat!
...
Greg Chappell: How do I deal with Saurav?
Jiten: Don’t spare the 'pole' and spoil Saurav
Rajesh: Chappell, use your chappal
Vince: Set a mad dog behind his back
Natty: Try some 'under arm' tactics
...
Raj Singh Dungarpur: Why the heck did Ashish Nehra turn up at the BCCI Review Committee Meeting?
Rajesh: To provide moral support to Ganguly and give proof of Chappell's high-handedness by showing the coach's bootmarks on his butt!
Jiten: He also wanted to resolve the 'leak'!! He came in to ask Greg to remove the pole that Greg had shoved you know where!! He has been having "multiple leaks" every morning since returning from Zimbabwe!
Vince: The Board Secretary mistook the committee's request to have Ash (Aishwarya - to provide some entertainment) and wrongly summoned Ashish Nehra!
Natty: Since he was sent home and wasn't around in Zimbabwe during the Tests, he was the ideal person to tell the committee what really transpired.
...
Teacher: What are the ill effects of drinking?
Jiten: Not drinking for a while.
Rajesh: Being hauled up for drunken driving!
Natty: Bad cold - I am very allergic to nimboopani
Vince: Drink or no drink, I often wonder which is this new place I have woken up at!
...
Teacher: Why is Vince looking like a dog?
Jiten: Whatever! Just don’t tie him to my pole.
Rajesh: He likes anything doggie style!
Natty: If you look at the evolution of mankind from ages, you would have noticed that
the changes that have occurred have not been instant, but in fact have evolved over a long period of time, and in this evolution which brought about the change, there has been a high degree of variations, which is the result of ....
Vince: (running after Natty's ) Grrrrrrrrrrrrr..... bowwwhhhhh!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! boowwwhhhhh!!! Bowwwhhh!
...
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