Thursday, October 13, 2005

The Best of Guts v Balls series on Bindaas Bol


Guts:
Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls: Coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say, "You're next."
- Jiten Gajaria
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Guts: Fred Flintoff stripping his shirt off after the Mumbai ODI.
Balls: Ganguly taking off his shirt and waved it at Lord’s.
-Karan Jethani
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Guts: Sleeping with thy neighbour's wife when you wifey's gone to the sabji mandi.
Balls: Telling wifey, "Your next" when she accidentally peeps into the neighbour’s window.
-Abhijit Kunder
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Guts: Writing the Kamasutra.
Balls: Performing all the positions mentioned.

Guts: Same old thing.
Balls: Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but the ones held for pleasure are the ones that are the best. (ac/dc)
- Sailesh C

Catch the entire collection on Bindaas Bol

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