Real life happenings...

By Vincent Sunder

Hair-rising story

Waiting for my usual haircut prior to an overseas trip, since it sure hurts to pay for a single haircut what you would pay for an entire year in hamara desh. So, there is this Middle East bloke not having a haircut but just getting his hair done with gel. Probably a hot date.

Work done, mirror handed to him and he inspects his hair. Disapproving shake of head: "Not good, the hair is not standing up. It is too flat".

Not in the least taken aback, the hairdresser asks: "Hmmmm, sir, do you ride a motorbike?"

Customer: "Yes!"

Hairdresser (nonchalantly) : "Then no problem. Just don't wear your helmet and just drive away. It will automatically stand up!!"
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A picture says more than a thousand words

An evening with the local MoB (Mafia of Bangalore), and we are doing an inspection of a lady's hand bag contents. Contents include a driver's licence with the pic, a credit card with the pic, the club membership card with the pic, work ID card with a pic. And each picture looks different!

Me: Duh!! Are these all really yours?

Lady [laughing happily, for whatever reason]: Of course, I just look different on different days! Can't help it.

Hubby: Yeah right, you look different on different days, and then you complain am running after other women, while all I am battling is problem of identity!!!