Question hour...
Mujhe pehchano, mein hoon kaun?
By H Natarajan
Q: What time do you get up?
A: When nightmare drives away my sweet dreams.
Q: If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be?
A: The one who first volunteers to pay the bill.
Q: Gold or Silver?
A: Silver, of course! Gold is old!
Q: What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
A: Santa vs Santa…(Starring Robin Williams as Santa Claus and Jaspal Bhatti as Santa Singh. It’s about two Santas – one who invites copious love and the other loads of ridicule)
Q: What is your favourite TV show?
A: DD’s comedy. (No spelling mistake there, pleez!)
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Serials (No, no no….not cereals. I am TV addict with a huge appetite for serials)
Q: Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
A: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee…. Errr…I mean, I would prefer Tommy Lee leaves the room.
Q: Who inspires you?
A: My mirror.
Q: Beach, Lake, City or Country?
A: Beach… The Pamela factor, you see.
Q: Favorite ice cream?
A: Sushmita Sen.
Q: Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
A: Plain butter on salted popcorn.
Q: Favorite colour?
A: Sorry, I am colour blind.
Q: What kind of car do you drive?
A: Any car. Drivers can decide on which boss to work, but not which car they will drive.
Q: Favorite sandwich?
A: (Priya) Gill sandwich.
Q: What characteristic do you despise?
A: Anybody talking while I am interrupting.
Q: Favorite flower?
A: Andy Flower.
Q: If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
A: Anywhere where Aeroflot flies. They offer the best prices for passengers… “Standing room only” tickets are marginally more than BEST bus tickets.
Q: What colour is your bathroom?
A: Before bath or after bath?
Q: Favorite brand of clothing?
A: DKNY – Dadoji Kondiba Nanasaheb Yavatmalkar.
Q: Where would you retire?
A: To MY bed …usually, generally, but now always!
Q: Favorite day of the week?
A: Make that plural…Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Q: What did you do for your last birthday?
A: Called up all my friends to wish me.
Q: Favorite sport to watch?
A: Bird watching (Not to be confused with the ornithology kind)
Q: What fabric detergent do you use?
A: Good clothes, I borrow from the laundry – saves washing cost. Other clothes are not worth washing – saves washing cost.
Q: Coke or Pepsi?
A: Both are equally good…both clean up my toilet equally efficiently.
Q: Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A: I throw so much light around, I don’t know what night looks like.
Q: What is your shoe size?
A: Not sure…But friends tell me it’s too big for my boots.
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: Shhhhhhhh. Yes! My neighbour’s wife.
Q: Which is your favourite pastime?
A: Answering questionnaires like this.
Q: What’s your poison?
A: Bloody Mary…Actually, I have no problems with any Mary.
Q: What time do you go to sleep?
A: Depends!!!!
By H Natarajan
Q: What time do you get up?
A: When nightmare drives away my sweet dreams.
Q: If you could eat lunch with one person, who would it be?
A: The one who first volunteers to pay the bill.
Q: Gold or Silver?
A: Silver, of course! Gold is old!
Q: What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
A: Santa vs Santa…(Starring Robin Williams as Santa Claus and Jaspal Bhatti as Santa Singh. It’s about two Santas – one who invites copious love and the other loads of ridicule)
Q: What is your favourite TV show?
A: DD’s comedy. (No spelling mistake there, pleez!)
Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: Serials (No, no no….not cereals. I am TV addict with a huge appetite for serials)
Q: Who would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
A: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee…. Errr…I mean, I would prefer Tommy Lee leaves the room.
Q: Who inspires you?
A: My mirror.
Q: Beach, Lake, City or Country?
A: Beach… The Pamela factor, you see.
Q: Favorite ice cream?
A: Sushmita Sen.
Q: Butter, plain or salted popcorn?
A: Plain butter on salted popcorn.
Q: Favorite colour?
A: Sorry, I am colour blind.
Q: What kind of car do you drive?
A: Any car. Drivers can decide on which boss to work, but not which car they will drive.
Q: Favorite sandwich?
A: (Priya) Gill sandwich.
Q: What characteristic do you despise?
A: Anybody talking while I am interrupting.
Q: Favorite flower?
A: Andy Flower.
Q: If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
A: Anywhere where Aeroflot flies. They offer the best prices for passengers… “Standing room only” tickets are marginally more than BEST bus tickets.
Q: What colour is your bathroom?
A: Before bath or after bath?
Q: Favorite brand of clothing?
A: DKNY – Dadoji Kondiba Nanasaheb Yavatmalkar.
Q: Where would you retire?
A: To MY bed …usually, generally, but now always!
Q: Favorite day of the week?
A: Make that plural…Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Q: What did you do for your last birthday?
A: Called up all my friends to wish me.
Q: Favorite sport to watch?
A: Bird watching (Not to be confused with the ornithology kind)
Q: What fabric detergent do you use?
A: Good clothes, I borrow from the laundry – saves washing cost. Other clothes are not worth washing – saves washing cost.
Q: Coke or Pepsi?
A: Both are equally good…both clean up my toilet equally efficiently.
Q: Are you a morning person or a night owl?
A: I throw so much light around, I don’t know what night looks like.
Q: What is your shoe size?
A: Not sure…But friends tell me it’s too big for my boots.
Q: Do you have any pets?
A: Shhhhhhhh. Yes! My neighbour’s wife.
Q: Which is your favourite pastime?
A: Answering questionnaires like this.
Q: What’s your poison?
A: Bloody Mary…Actually, I have no problems with any Mary.
Q: What time do you go to sleep?
A: Depends!!!!
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